Friday, August 22, 2008

It's ART!

I don't know who wrote this originally. It came up in a discussion about the difficulty of reading literary criticism.

“By renormalizing the model’s waistline, Maxim Mexico takes a bold socio-political stance in the ongoing battle of the politics of representation, clearly referencing the oppressive reification of male-gaze heteronormative modes of synthesis in a semiotic blancmange of post-structural teakettle barbecue hatstand fishmonger.”

I need to go collapse in gales of laughter now. Please excuse me.

By the way, I learned several new words from this:
Reification: The process of treating an abstract concept as if it were a real, concrete thing.
Semiotic: Having to do with semiotics, which is a field of study encompassing the use of symbols and signs in languages.
Blancmange: White edible stuff. A kind of dessert.

4 comments:

evieperkins said...

You know, it made sense up to the dessert-teakettle-fishmonger part. :)

Shana said...

Ugh, I just got out of a 7-hour English department meeting, so this is hitting too close to home. I really don't like the intellectual snobbery of some English teachers.

Damaris said...

wow....

lisalou said...

I haven't made blancmange lately - well, not for years, actually. Think of it as extremely thick, rather bland tasting custard. It's solid at room temperature, and is, in my humble opinion food for sick children. It doesn't, however, always make them feel better. In spite of the "blanc" it comes in vanilla (white) chocolate, and strawberry and any other flavor/color you care to add to lightly sweetened, cornstarch thickened milk.